codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

falvie:

unfollovving:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF THIS OH MY GOD

bigbaldhead:

Redneckyoga


memewhore:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

This is the greatest thing…

(Source: miraguey)

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

flexery:

When tha grease poppin and it hits ya hand

(Source: akidnamedmat)

toocooltobehipster:

i was hella mad as i thought somebody reposted this but then i realised my post had just got a lot of notes lmao


(Source: thejsimmons)


toocooltobehipster:

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scoobypup:

colognecerrone:

How is she SO FUCKING PRETTY JESUS

literally Wonder Woman

(Source: logotv)

But we both know how it goes—I say I want you inside me and you hold
my head underwater, I say I want you inside me and you split me open
with a knife.

Wishbone, Richard Siken  (via versteur)

(Source: saxifraga-x-urbium)


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